🚨🚨 BREAKING: 🇨🇦 🇩🇪 Canada And Germany Selling of Gold And Bitcoin Too Early Created Two Of The Most Embarrassing Financial Decisions In History.

TOP COSTLY FINANCIAL MISTAKES 👀😅

In 1965 Canada sold ~1,023 tonnes of gold for $1.15B (worth ~$149B today)

In 2024 Germany sold ~50,000 BTC for 2.2B (today worth $4.4B+)

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🚨🚨 BREAKING: 🇹🇭 Thailand To Accept Bitcoin From Tourists Via DigiPay, Converting Crypto To Baht For Spending To Boost Tourism.

SPENDING BTC ON HOLIDAY JUST GOT REAL 🤯🧡

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $64B Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong Says Bitcoin Helps Strengthen USD By Creating Market Discipline Against Inflation And Excessive Deficit Spending

BITCOIN CHECKS THE MONEY PRINTER AND SPENDING 🖨️🤯🧡

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🚨🚨BIG BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Trump Media Announces DJT Crypto Token Distribution To Companies Shareholders Issuing One Token Per Share.

WALL STREET GETTING A NEW TOKEN 👀🤯

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $7 Trillion Charles Schwab Says “We Have A Plan To Launch Spot Bitcoin And Crypto” In 2026, Saw 400% Traffic Increase On Its Crypto Site Last Year.

BITCOIN IS ONBOARDING WALL STREET 👀🤯

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇰🇷 South Koreans Move $110 Billion (160T Won) In Crypto From Local To Offshore Exchanges Due To Regulatory Restrictions Says Tiger Research Report.

$110 BILLION JUST LEFT THE ROOM 🤫

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🎭 17 Years Ago Today Satoshi Nakamoto Officially Launched Bitcoin To The World Making A Way For New Asset Class.

A NEW ASSET CLASS WAS BORN TODAY ✅🧡

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🚨🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US President Donald Trump Posted On Truth Social About A Large-Scale Strike Against Venezuela And The Detention Of Venezuela’s Leader, Nicolas Maduro.

Details To Follow And There Will Be A News Conference At 11 A.M. At Mar-A-Lago 📍

WHATS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD 👀

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🚨🚨 Massive U.S. Airstrikes Video Against Military Targets In Caracas, Venezuela.

Dozens Of U.S. Helicopters Are Flying Above The Venezuelan Capital City

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🚨🚨 Breaking: 🇻🇪 🇺🇲 First Photo Released Of Nicolás Maduro In U.S. Custody.

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🚨🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 🇻🇪 Venezuela Nicolás Maduro Regime Holds Up To $60 Billion In Hidden Bitcoin From Looted Gold And Oil Assets, Zeroheadge Reports Claim.

$60 BILLLION IN HIDDEN BITCOIN 👀 🤯

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇻🇪 🇦🇪 Venezuela Dominates Oil Reserves With 303 Billion Barrels Beating UAE’s 113 Billion While UAE Holds 6,420 Bitcoin And Venezuela 240 Bitcoin.

THREE HUNDRED THREE BILLION BARRELS… WOW 🛢️👀🤯

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇯🇵 Japan Finance Minister Satsuki Katayama Declares 2026 "Digital Year" Backs Bitcoin Listings On Stock And Commodity Exchanges For Public Access.

BITCOIN GOES MAINSTREAM IN JAPAN 🙌🧡

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🚨🚨Michael Saylor’s Journey From 2013 Bitcoin Doubt To 2026 Market Dominance With Over 3% Of Supply Now Worth $62.5 Billion.

In 2013: Bitcoin Days Are Numbered. ❌

In 2026: Hodl Over 3% Of Total Bitcoin Supply (~$62.5B in BTC). ✅

THE CONVICTION FLIP WAS WILD 🤯🧡

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🚨🚨BIG BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Senator Cynthia Lummis Criticizes The US Government After A Report Reveals The Selling Of $6.3M Worth Of Bitcoin.

THIS IS HOW CONFUSION LOOKS LIKE 👀😵💫

More Details: A Recent Report Reveals That The U.S. Marshals Service (USMS) Has Sold Approximately $6.3 Million Worth Of Bitcoin That Was Paid To The U.S. Department Of Justice (DOJ) By Samourai Wallet Developers Keonne Rodriguez And William Lonergan Hill As Part Of Their Guilty Plea Agreement.

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $1.6T Morgan Stanley Files First Ever Spot Bitcoin And Solana ETFs With SEC As US Crypto ETFs Volume Crosses $2 Trillion.

BITCOIN GRAND ENTRY INTO WALL ST. 👀🧡

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $1.6T Morgan Stanley Met Michael Saylor 3 Weeks Ago And Has Now Filed To Launch A Bitcoin ETF In U.S. SEC.

WALL STREET LOCKED IN 👀 🤯 🧡

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 AB Bernstein Analyst Confirms Bitcoin Has Bottomed At The $80,000 November Low And Maintains A $150,000 Price Target For BTC In 2026.

IS THE BOTTOM OFFICIALLY IN 😳🤞✅

Bitcoin reached a low of $80,000 in late November 2025, which Bernstein calls the bottom of the cycle. They say $20-22 billion flowed into Bitcoin ETFs that year from big investors, outpacing new supply and steadying prices as institutions ramp up adoption.

The firm says fears of wild four-year cycles are overblown due to changing market forces. They forecast steady 15% yearly growth, hitting $150,000 by the end of 2026 and $200,000 in 2027, based on ongoing institutional demand.

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $136B XRP Led By Brad Garlinghouse Comfortably Beating Changpeng Zhao’s $124B BNB And Ranked 4 And 5 Globally.

XRP VS BNB BATTLE FOR TOP 4 SPOT 🤯 👀

XRP - Market Cap: $136.51B
💵 Price: $2.24
🏆 Rank: #4

BNB - Market Cap: $124.54B
💵 Price: $905
🏆 Rank: #5

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🚨🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Florida Republican Byron Donalds Reveals $100,000 Bitcoin Exposure Via Grayscale ETF While Serving As Vice Chair Of House Digital Assets Subcommittee.

LAWMAKERS ARE PUTTING SKIN IN BTC⚡️🧡🙌

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