oh I forgot to add, I haven't checked the resolution, it might've included bad stuff too, but the voting pattern is interesting

Panromatic aces: *sweating profusely*
https://redd.it/l9hpma
@asexualityonreddit

Boy howdy I sure am Ziro

I am zir0

(here we go again)

^

I didn't even try running, but walking was normal. Sadly, it appears Converse does not make magic shoes.

dissapointing. maybe try yelling words in case it requires a voice command to activate the magic?