I wish I was friend of William Wellman so I could insult them personally for attacking me with their podcast which I definitely refuse to stop listening to

My sexuality is the last song of the first act of musicals

If I had a cent every time I made someone unlock a new kink I would be so fucking rich

Awake and kicking it at 10 am

Morning people are too powerful.
Like, I woke up like not even two hours ago and I did stuff already.
Is that what morning people do all the time?
Too much. Let's stop them.
Sleep, morning people, sleep

Where do you young people get your books from nowadays?
(for free, you are all poor)

Look at me I'm cool I have a ferret friend

No, I'm not "late", I'm "showing up at a surprise time for showmanship effects"

For once, I did everything I had to do today and it let my brain to panic cause alarm alarm no worries left blank brain

"se la tua raccolta poetica è APPETIBILE nel contesto letterario"
Non lo so se l'editoria è morta ma nel dubbio sparateje

Meditations: breathe deeply and let worries go
Me: omg.im.not.breathing.deep.enough.i.will.just.stop.i.guess
An horror podcast: detailed denoscription of a third eyed flesh eating deer tearing a child apart piece by piece
Me: mmmm relaxing no thought head empty zzz