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Army Of Frog Decodes
https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/1472628613040193536?t=K2sDApEObo9TfNO3i87iqw&s=09
https://twitter.com/TheWTFNation/status/1472003510677823488?t=wLmY9qCLCEXYgxH3BKHBQA&s=09
* CONTROLLED UNCLASSIFIED INFORMATION *
The Department of the Army issued orders today to COL S. Clause, recalling him to active duty, with a report date of 24 Dec 21.
A reservist, with 1,747 years of service, this airborne Soldier specializes in vertical delivery of high-value items. He is airborne and air assault qualified. He is also a 46Q, Public Affairs Specialist.
Also recalled, were LTC Dasher, 1SG Dancer, MSG Prancer, MAJ Vixen, MAJ Comet, Chaplain (LTC) Cupid, SGT Donner, and PO1 Blitzen, an Individual Augmentee from the Naval Reserve, assigned to the Army. 2LT Rudolph is also authorized to report for duty; however, he must first successfully complete Land Nav training, which he has failed several times.
Although the above troops are on orders for only 24 hours, it is anticipated that they will submit a travel claim for 24,901 miles at .56/mile, using a POV. Suitable Government transportation is not available.
COL Clause and his support staff must be fully vaccinated and wear their PPE (masks) at all times during aerial delivery operations. All personnel must report to CIF to see if they have stock of the new uniform pattern in COL Clause's size. If not, COL Clause is authorized to maintain wear of current uniform.
As a special operations unit, each member is granted a high level of uniform flexibility, as well as relaxed grooming standards. Per diem has been modified to include large quantities of hot cocoa and cookies.
SIGNED - MORGAN in the J1, BG, USA
P.S. - Let's ALL remember the men and women of our Armed Forces, as they serve in faraway lands during this Christmas Season.
07:39 Timestamp
24 Dec 21
1,747 years
46Q, Public Affairs Specialist.
24,901 miles
* CONTROLLED UNCLASSIFIED INFORMATION *
The Department of the Army issued orders today to COL S. Clause, recalling him to active duty, with a report date of 24 Dec 21.
A reservist, with 1,747 years of service, this airborne Soldier specializes in vertical delivery of high-value items. He is airborne and air assault qualified. He is also a 46Q, Public Affairs Specialist.
Also recalled, were LTC Dasher, 1SG Dancer, MSG Prancer, MAJ Vixen, MAJ Comet, Chaplain (LTC) Cupid, SGT Donner, and PO1 Blitzen, an Individual Augmentee from the Naval Reserve, assigned to the Army. 2LT Rudolph is also authorized to report for duty; however, he must first successfully complete Land Nav training, which he has failed several times.
Although the above troops are on orders for only 24 hours, it is anticipated that they will submit a travel claim for 24,901 miles at .56/mile, using a POV. Suitable Government transportation is not available.
COL Clause and his support staff must be fully vaccinated and wear their PPE (masks) at all times during aerial delivery operations. All personnel must report to CIF to see if they have stock of the new uniform pattern in COL Clause's size. If not, COL Clause is authorized to maintain wear of current uniform.
As a special operations unit, each member is granted a high level of uniform flexibility, as well as relaxed grooming standards. Per diem has been modified to include large quantities of hot cocoa and cookies.
SIGNED - MORGAN in the J1, BG, USA
P.S. - Let's ALL remember the men and women of our Armed Forces, as they serve in faraway lands during this Christmas Season.
07:39 Timestamp
24 Dec 21
1,747 years
46Q, Public Affairs Specialist.
24,901 miles
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* CONTROLLED UNCLASSIFIED INFORMATION * The Department of the Army issued orders today to COL S. Clause, recalling him to active duty, with a report date of 24 Dec 21. A reservist, with 1,747 years of service, this airborne Soldier specializes in vertical…