In America a single pack of menthols costs 40 dollars during the holidays

What's the burger to menthol conversion rate rn

Like 0.85:1

A burger meal costs like 12 bucks a pack of Newports is around 10 iirc

Don’t actually do that math I just guessed

But if I was right or close to right it was on purpose

Damn I can get way more meals out of eating the menthols then

probably worse

oh wait what

LMAO

SOYSTAFFEL BACK AT IT AGAIN

What the fuck. Why. Who wants this

i love turning people's
*checks notes*
FILE EXPLORERS?
into spyware

Microsoft is mad that the public bullied them out of shipping Recall as a default feature so now they're turning the entire fucking OS into privacy invasive slop

I can't wait for searching the PC to somehow become even worse, where it'll just default to online searches only

"Yeah actually when I wanted to pull up my tax returns, it was the better option to search "w-2 2023" on bing, that's actually what I wanted. Thanks, Microsoft!"

I think the most egregious part is that he thinks listening to george guidall or whichever hoary yakubian beast penguin hired to read the translation while he plays diablo with cheetodusty fingers is 1:1 equivalent with hearing a rhapsode sing-chant the poem from memory, that a sped up audiobook boneconducted into his skull will recreate the exact condition of Classical Antiquity and achieve whatever he thinks is "authentic." To the extent that he has any historical sense (he probably doesn't) it is without a doubt autopopulated by sub-Ridley-Scott tier period slop, D-graded wikipedia summaries, pop history podcasts, Grok, of course. I do think that it is a near biblical punishment to inflict on the richest man in human history with a near boundless capacity to build whatever he wants a near total lack of imagination, the inability to navigate his ignorance of any field, literally any field outside of insectile mechanical reproduction. You will see him bleat about the "West," about "Beauty." I would like to see him, or any other of these robber-baron-hopefuls to just try and build one nice-looking building, a library, a train station, maybe just one fucking cabinet and have it not look like the ugliest piece of shit on the planet. He really is the Final Boor, zero taste, trapped in the most brutal contradiction of dull-garish backwards-forwards looking (And may Allah forgive me for uttering this word) "cyberpunk" futurism. He's too far gone for me to pity him in any real way. I hope he gets to live in the world he wants, his grand fantasy, which, like his cars, is probably just a big refrigerator with an iPad in it