Anyone got any details on SE Asian Tantric Talisman Magic?
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Forwarded from 🔮Wizards of the Cave🔮 (『Extreme Ultimate Sfaccimm』)
FUCK! You messed up your familiar summoning ritual, and can now only call upon one of these DEFECTIVES! Pick your poison.
Anonymous Poll
35%
Eyeball Thing: a huge eyeball. Can levitate, but prefers rolling. Speaks eloquently
17%
Kamikaze Goblin: Had been banished for eons. Can't wait to kill himself at your order.
13%
Old man: An old man. Says he was once famed, but you don't buy it. His back hurts, likes coffee.
4%
Thing: A jumbled dimensional mess. Your eyes can't physically perceive it. Loves to scream in pain.
8%
"Ryan Gosling": it is merely a floating mirror. The actual familiar would have been awesome.
17%
Motherfucker: A form of sentient bacteria. Unbelievably cocky, can make up insults you won't believe
6%
Worm: The size of a dog. Only drinks milk. Enjoys solving sudoku, is stupid otherwise.
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