All Pisces are Gay.

....... Yes.

I don't know about this one. A whole bunch of stories about the Buddha are actually him just being a good debater. He gained many followers by destroying other teachers with Facts and Logic, as if he was a kind of Dharmic Ben Shapiro.

"You need to work on your Ego." ~Literally the Worst Person I've ever met.

Hilma af Klint, Altarpieces, 1915

I pee poo'd

That one time when Napoleon went to Egypt and invites prominent Sheikhs to a lab to show them Modern Chemistry. Upon visiting, being unimpressed, they rebuke him by saying that Moroccan sorcery is superior, since it allows people to teleport instantly.