So, I once had an idea on how to become the perfect partner. And that's to cultivate "an attitude" with two main elements:

1. Pretend your girl is a CIA fed asset that has been sent to spy on and eventually kill you.

2. You knowing this, decide to love her anyway.

The aim isn't to not be killed. Being killed is treated as inevitable. Instead the aim is to get a single tear or look of regret in the final moment.

Ask yourself in each moment; "what can I do as a partner, to be so unfathomably good, that when she eventually is told to kill me she'll feel remorse despite all the MKultra programming".

"I love my wife, I spoil her all the time". Weak, when she gets the kill notice her hands won't even shake while holding the gun.

Can you be a partner in a relationship that's so good it actually breaks through MKultra Manchurian candidate programming? Not to end it, but to get shaking and crying before she pulls the trigger.

What can you do to achieve this?

If you think in this way, and keep this attitude you will be the perfect partner.

Tl;dr can you give sloppy so good it breaks government programming for a couple of seconds?

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