>have a warrant out for your arrest
>cops dont arrest you for 2 weeks
>call cops on yourself and tell them your address
>the cops wont come to get you until your name comes up on the computer
>should've made a joke on the phone

I need to try this

Hey babe are you a candle on my side table at night while I’m drunk and mishandling a firearm? Cuz I’m gonna negligently discharge all over you