Asia: “My dad could out-polite your dad.”
America: “My dad could beat up your dad.”
Balkans: “My dad can kill more civilians than your dad.”

Germans: "We are so sad about what we did , please forgive us."
Japanese: "We didn't do anything bad , its all western and Chinese lies."
Turkish: "I'm going to go sing a Turkish nationalist song in an Armenian memorial."
Serbs: "My old man is a war criminal and no one has the balls to take him to court."

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