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MY ADVICE FOR WOMEN WHO CAN'T ORGASM DURING SEX:
NEXT TIME YOU AND YOUR MAN ARE HAVING SEX AND Y'ALL BEEN GOING STRONG FOR 30 MINUTES WITH NO ORGASM FOR YOU AT ALL.....
TELL HIM YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM, TAKE A SHOWER THEN GO IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE YOU SOME COFFEE.....WHILE THE COFFEE IS BREWING DOWNLOAD A DATING APP.... DRINK IT (THE COFFEE).....THEN GO BACK IN THE ROOM AND PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON.... GET IN YOUR CAR.....GET ON TAGGED AND FIND A MAN WHO IS 26 - 28, IN A TERRIBLE LIVING SITUATION, WHO SMOKES WEED AND PROBABLY SELLS IT, WHO WORKS IN FAST FOOD PART TIME BUT EMPHASIZES THAT HE DOES ENOUGH AT THAT JOB TO JUSTIFY WHY HE'S SO TIRED ALL THE TIME......GO TO HIS HOUSE SIS, YOUR ORGASM IS THERE..... HE HOLDS THE KEY.....HE FINNA TEAR YOUR ASS UP SIS..... I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN WHY THE WORLD IS HOW IT IS BUT I PROMISE YOUR ORGASM IS WITHIN THAT MAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂..... THE WORSE HIS SITUATION IS, THE BETTER..... IF HE LIVES ON A COUCH AND IS COMMANDER OF THE LIVING ROOM IN HIS GRANDMA HOUSE, HE FINNA PUT SOMETHING SCARY IN YOUR LIFE 🤣🤣. ....IF HE DON'T EVEN HAVE A FAST FOOD JOB BUT HE WORKS IN A FACTORY FOR WEIRD SHIT....LIKE HE THE NIGGA THAT DYES INDIVIDUAL FRUIT LOOPS SIS, HE'S THE ONE......"EVERYTIME YOU HAVE A RED FRUIT LOOP, THAT'S ME! I'M THE RED FRUIT LOOP MAN" PICK HIM SIS, HE GOT THE KEY 😂😂😂. THE BEST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE IS IN THE PANTS OF A MAN WHO PUTS PRODUCE STICKERS ON AVOCADOS AT YOUR LOCAL SUPER MARKET...... YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME..... .
GOOD MORNING WORLD
NEXT TIME YOU AND YOUR MAN ARE HAVING SEX AND Y'ALL BEEN GOING STRONG FOR 30 MINUTES WITH NO ORGASM FOR YOU AT ALL.....
TELL HIM YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM, TAKE A SHOWER THEN GO IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE YOU SOME COFFEE.....WHILE THE COFFEE IS BREWING DOWNLOAD A DATING APP.... DRINK IT (THE COFFEE).....THEN GO BACK IN THE ROOM AND PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON.... GET IN YOUR CAR.....GET ON TAGGED AND FIND A MAN WHO IS 26 - 28, IN A TERRIBLE LIVING SITUATION, WHO SMOKES WEED AND PROBABLY SELLS IT, WHO WORKS IN FAST FOOD PART TIME BUT EMPHASIZES THAT HE DOES ENOUGH AT THAT JOB TO JUSTIFY WHY HE'S SO TIRED ALL THE TIME......GO TO HIS HOUSE SIS, YOUR ORGASM IS THERE..... HE HOLDS THE KEY.....HE FINNA TEAR YOUR ASS UP SIS..... I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN WHY THE WORLD IS HOW IT IS BUT I PROMISE YOUR ORGASM IS WITHIN THAT MAN 😂😂😂😂😂😂..... THE WORSE HIS SITUATION IS, THE BETTER..... IF HE LIVES ON A COUCH AND IS COMMANDER OF THE LIVING ROOM IN HIS GRANDMA HOUSE, HE FINNA PUT SOMETHING SCARY IN YOUR LIFE 🤣🤣. ....IF HE DON'T EVEN HAVE A FAST FOOD JOB BUT HE WORKS IN A FACTORY FOR WEIRD SHIT....LIKE HE THE NIGGA THAT DYES INDIVIDUAL FRUIT LOOPS SIS, HE'S THE ONE......"EVERYTIME YOU HAVE A RED FRUIT LOOP, THAT'S ME! I'M THE RED FRUIT LOOP MAN" PICK HIM SIS, HE GOT THE KEY 😂😂😂. THE BEST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE IS IN THE PANTS OF A MAN WHO PUTS PRODUCE STICKERS ON AVOCADOS AT YOUR LOCAL SUPER MARKET...... YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME..... .
GOOD MORNING WORLD