You will never be a real chest. You have no lock, you have no loot, you are a pale aggressive shadow of that which is sought after by all decent adventurers. You do not pass. Once an adventurer realizes what you really are you will die a gruesome death by the blade. And the killcount will forever say +1 for mimics.

I love this man.

Totally Nice Day to everyone

Zoomer Clark Kent is now a thing

An italian football team has Apu as sponsor

This is real