"
If someday you feel like crying, call me.
I don’t promise to make you laugh, but I can cry with you.

If someday you want to run away, don’t be afraid to call me.
I don’t promise to ask you to stop, but I can run with you.

If someday you don’t want to listen to anyone, call me. I promise to be very quiet.

But if someday you call me and there is no answer, come quickly to see me. Perhaps I need you.
"

— Gabriel García Márquez

Zo'rg'a nafas oladigan havo bo'layapti.

Uzoq kutilgan dam olish kuni😮‍💨

Clickni yangi dizayni yemapti.

Avtobus kutib turibman. 14-avtobusga chiqishim kerak. 28-avtobus o'tayapti.
Miyam:
Chiq, yarim yo'lda tushib qolamiz.

"Was it hard?" I ask.
"Letting go?"
"Not as hard as holding on to something that wasn't real."

– Lisa Schroeder

Yaaag'eee

2000-yillardagi muzikalarning hammasi oxiri pasayiiiib tugaydimi yoki men eshitganlarim oxirigacha record qilinmaganmi?

Kun hazili:

OCD kasaliga chalinganlar kasallik nomini CDOga o'zgartirishni talab qilishibdi, harflar alifbo tartibida turishi uchun😂

"Agar ikki qo'shni davlat bir-biriga qarshi urishayotgan bo'lsa demak ulardan biri AQSH bilan hamkorlik qilayapti."

– Nelson Mandela

Not all heroes wear capes.

Firefighters fight agains fire.
Crime fighters fight agains crime.
Now I understand why they call the IDF "freedom fighters".

Son of a gun gray

Tez-tez bo'lib turadigan suhbat:

— Pulini kartaga o'tkazib yubora olasizmi?
— Terminal yo'qmi?
— Bor, lekin iloji bo'lsa kartaga o'tkazavaring.
— Unda solig'ini kim to'laydi?
— Sizga nima farqi bor, baribir sizning cho'ntagingizga tushmaydiku, click qilavering brat.
— ...

Yana bitta shunaqasidan:

O'ylab qarasam Discordning o'zini ishlatishdan ko'ra uning updatelarini download qilishga ko'proq vaqt sarflar ekanman.

Masterpiece:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

Bugun jamoat safida o'ng tarafimda kichkina bolakay nima qilyotganini ham tushunmay to'rt tomonga alanglab turar, chap tomonimda esa mo'ysafid otaxon xuddi so'nggi sajdasini ado etyotgandek chuqur ixlos bilan sajda qilardi. O'rtada esa men. Ko'z yumib ochishimdan oldin o'ng tomondagi bolakay men edim. Yana bir ko'z yumib ochsamchi...

Vaqtim bor deb o'ylaysizmi?

Vaqtimiz yo'q.

Niyatlar niyatligicha, orzular esa orzuligicha uzoq yashadi.

@lazizabdullaev