/r/BrandNewSentence – Telegram
Mommy ate us since we were in her tummy
https://redd.it/1q3awbo
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Does anyone wanna do a butt naked seance session to seal the deal?
https://redd.it/1q3fztg
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Make Grunkle Stan's brother feel jealous
https://redd.it/1q3m6xn
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Avril Lavigne singing Bite Me on The Dick...
https://redd.it/1q3ojj7
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Someone needs to do a wellness check on the outlast sub😭
https://redd.it/1q3pzvd
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16-year-old catches opossum and brings it into parents’ bedroom, but mom says it’s a normal occurrence
https://redd.it/1q3rbxy
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Sponge cake fell in love with the barbecue gentleman
https://redd.it/1q3ts8y
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UK Prosecutes Its First Case Of Cyber Farting
https://redd.it/1q40ohs
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Beating off into an anthill
https://redd.it/1q4067v
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''My wife uses toilet paper like she’s a ribbon dancer doing a gymnastics floor routine.''
https://redd.it/1q3ynij
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Try this gay immigrant Muslim furry romance
https://redd.it/1q47pnb
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"If it's hot outside we can raise the price of water"
https://redd.it/1q4bf4l
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"The most recognizable brand in the world and you turned it into a shoe company"
https://redd.it/1q4bmvd
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"Bouncing off his soviet bread factory"
https://redd.it/1q4ey1o
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Experiencing sa as a child and cp as an adult is truly an experience
https://redd.it/1q4kt5w
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“Pilot investigated after being seen with dildo in his mouth before takeoff”
https://redd.it/1q4o368
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"The trains are planning something"
https://redd.it/1q4xg0n
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