This channel is now a thing because I always add random features and don't know how to effectively communicate what has changed or been added

I could just always add new stuff to the pop-up command list, but that's really annoying; not to mention already pretty full

You're safe to leave notifications on after you join here, I'll post only when I need to

2017-05-01 - @CalsiBot Minor Update

New:
- [Beta] Send "😏 verb" in reply to someone else's post to give them a special message. E.g. "😏 suck"

Updated:
- Changed /deport and /realdeport code around to make it easier for me to add some custom stuff there in future
- Reduced the amount of blowfish in the /fish seas, people were catching too many
- Made /fullname (AKA /name) much quicker

2017-05-20 - @CalsiBot Minor Update

Updated:
- /translate now works!
- /translate2 (good for Chinese/Japanese etc.) now works!
- 😏 verb as a reply now auto-deletes the command message
- Deletion summary messages now know how to use plurals

2017-05-29 - @CalsiBot Minor Update

New:
- [Beta] /emojify.
Serves a 👌 fresh 🌼 plate 🍽 of emojipasta. 🍝 Depending on the message you reply to.

Note:
I was in the middle of finalizing a huge group moderation update, but it looks like Telegram has a little something planned for us on that front.

So I've halted development until that is released in a month or so.

2017-06-04 - @CalsiBot Minor Update

New:
- /covfefe reply to a message with this command to generate a 'covfefe-fied' version.
T-that meme's not dead, r-right?

Updated:
- Fixed annoying '\n' bug in /emojify
- More commands now auto-delete the command message - try with /hug

2017-06-23 - @CalsiBot Minor Update

You know those "help messages", the ones that try to teach people how to use @CalsiBot?

Well I realized something about them...they're really annoying for everyone else and clutter up chats. So:

New:
- Help messages will now auto-delete after a short period of time!

Auto-deletion of help messages 😎

The admin interface for changing user permissions is so, so bad...

I'm building something that'll make it easier to manage from inside of chats - yay for inline keyboards

2017-07-04 - @CalsiBot Minor Update

I'm currently finalizing the restrictions feature (a beta version is actually in this update - if you guess the command), in the meantime...

New:
- /noscript reply to a message with this command or simply type after it, and CalsiBot will change the current group's noscript to the new text.

Updated:
- /name (/fullname) no longer sends the response for /me instead.
- Fixed a minor parsing issue with /emojify

Because this is how noscript-selection normally goes, right?

Admins can now change the pinned message with the /pin command - no notification is sent

2017-07-06 - @CalsiBot Major Update

⚠️ Admins, restrict users without having to open annoying menus!

New:
- /restrict Send this command as a reply to a group member, and quickly adjust their restrictions :)

Manage Restrictions. Fast. Inline.

2017-07-12 - @CalsiBot Minor Update

New:
- [Beta] added /dox. Reply to a user with this command to generate a totally real (fake) dox.
- [Beta] added /cnn. Reply to a user with this command to 're-educate' them about GIFs...

Updated:
- CalsiBot now does not try to auto-delete help messages unless it's an admin
- /info is no longer public
- /me now doesn't output the username field if the person doesn't have one
- /delet is now an alias of /delete

Big thanks to all those who sent these suggestions and bug reports!