i was at 7/11 two weeks ago getting a slushie and this weak little white dude tripping out of his mind came up to me. i gave him a twenty for some cigs and he asked me for some life advice and this is how i founs out he wrote it down on /x/ and thought i…

🚨 BREAKING 🚨: Tragic news and thousands in mourning as Youtuber Keemstar has been found alive in his home in Buffalo, NY this morning.

This new sea animal is going viral due to licking the fingers after a meal. Multiple scientists have studied this video and believe it to be the first display of a sea creature showing “fat nigga behavior”

>dont understand what is "gacha" game
>read wiki
>article describing the games consists mostly of a series of methods designed to break psyches of people who play the games like a c-string celebrity from the 70s pulling grandmas to casinos

why would you…

SO HE *COULD* RECLAIM IT!

↘️ Quoting Lord Maru (@LordMarukio)

I have learned that Daran Norris, the voice of Cosmo, has a husband.