Every time I get into the shower and then I notice I'm utterly dehydrated

Also I started epilating again so my legs won't be covered in hair

Y'all people who don't gotta shave to get the look y'all want are lucky I sit here with a full beard and body hair I have to shave away like some ape

Spoiler cause maybe tmi

This is disgusting btw

Not like in a kink or shaming way idc about that it's a little hot tbh but the grease from that pizza is going to cause either some disgusting acne or something because there's a lot of bacteria there and they will just eat that up