I'd fucking slam that shit bro

Although it'd probably be in my ass considering I'm a bottom and only a bottom

I love seeing Mads in a meme cuz he never doesn’t look absolutely astonishing, it’s impossible to find a bad pic of him

Also mark 0 days without a cut from a knife.... this time the folding knife I was using collapsed while I was using it

Thankfully it's cold and the cut was surface level with only bleeding at the very deepest parts

It wasn't even my fault this time come on!

Alright ima make a vid shoving some monster cans in me or having someone shove them in me depending on how it goes lol

Cooking something nefarious

Butter chicken with a creamsicle monster

Oh and to keep me busy while I eat I’m watching Garfield

It was the new one and I have to say that movie was surprisingly really funny

I’m debating sawing the tree I cut down outside into pieces and bringing it inside

Good news

Bad news, I couldn’t find my saw and had to chop away at only a few pieces with a dull ass machete