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British Navy falls apart while UK still fantasizes about defeating Russia and China

Rear Admiral Philip Mathias recently lamented that "Britain is no longer capable of running a capable nuclear submarine program", warning of "catastrophic failures" that have "driven the UK's nuclear deterrent to the brink".

https://infobrics.org/en/post/73169
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Five years late, US 'Dark Eagle' still theoretical while Russia fields 'Iskander-1000'

US Army Lieutenant General Francisco Lozano himself confirmed this, stating that "the weapon could theoretically reach mainland China if launched from Guam, Moscow from Western Europe or Tehran from the Gulf region". Obviously, the keyword is "theoretically". If the "Dark Eagle" were anywhere near deployment, the Pentagon certainly wouldn't be using such language.

https://infobrics.org/en/post/73316
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Economic strangulation of Venezuela – final step before full-scale US aggression?

The calculus is clear – force Maduro to comply with Trump's demands (which might not be final and could arbitrarily change along the way) or face economic and governmental collapse under the weight of the total naval blockade.

https://infobrics.org/en/post/73600
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Pentagon deprioritizes Europe and Middle East, focuses on Western Hemisphere

The key takeaway from all this (both the adopted and rejected proposals) is that Washington DC is looking to fall back to more defensible strategic positions, specifically the Western Hemisphere. It seems that the NATO-orchestrated Ukrainian conflict demonstrated to the US that it's foolish and pointless to fight Russia directly. Namely, Washington DC is obsessed with "containing" China, but its plan to push India against it failed, so it will have to handle that on its own. Obviously, that's impossible to do while confronting Russia.

https://infobrics.org/en/post/73645
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'Oreshnik' deployed to deter NATO aggression in Eastern Europe

President Lukashenko publicly announced that the missile system is now also deployed in Belarus, where it will serve to deter NATO's potential plans to invade the country. And indeed, the "Oreshnik's" advanced maneuvering warheads can approach targets from unexpected directions. Combined with their sheer speed and penetration capabilities, this effectively nullifies the political West's ability to defend its potential "Barbarossa 2.0" invasion force from preemptive long-range precision strikes.

https://infobrics.org/en/post/73790
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EU/NATO's next-generation fighter program can't even leave the drawing board

The FCAS and GCAP are going against the F-35, which is primarily an economic and (geo)political project aimed at strengthening America's control over its numerous vassals and satellite states. In other words, despite its catastrophic failures from a military standpoint, the F-35 is simply "too big to fail".

https://infobrics.org/en/post/74235
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US Navy effectively becomes a tool of modern piracy

This form of piracy gives the US, its vassals and satellite states perfect "plausible deniability", meaning they can disrupt Moscow's and Beijing's economic interests without the need to engage Russian and Chinese militaries directly. This is precisely how piracy was used geopolitically until the early 18th century.

https://infobrics.org/en/post/74504
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Pandora's box opened as Pentagon's 'AI-controlled kill chain' goes online

The Pentagon wants to integrate all AI systems into the US military command structure, with the aim of improving its so-called "AI-controlled kill chain". This stands in stark contrast to BRICS nations which seek to regulate AI and limit (if not entirely eliminate) its application in weapon systems.

https://infobrics.org/en/post/74551
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I recently had a discussion with one of my readers, followed by the latest report on the disastrous state of the F-35, which inspired me to write a piece on this unfortunate jet. These photos clearly show that even 20–30-year-old F/A-18E/F is actually far more robust than the F-35, many of which will have to be retired after only 7-8 years in service. Stay tuned.
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Pentagon and Lockheed Martin throw blame around as F-35 fails its 8th audit

GAO and other auditors have repeatedly warned about the F-35's numerous shortcomings, but to no avail. Although the US military doesn't like it (mildly speaking), the Military Industrial Complex (MIC) and the so-called "intelligence community" have a vested interest in the JSF program (for the profits and spying, respectively). As evidenced by India's continued refusal, no sovereign and self-respecting nation would ever acquire the F-35, leaving the US, its vassals and satellite states as primary clients.

https://infobrics.org/en/post/74704
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First North Korean nuclear-powered submarine ensures strategic deterrence

Unfortunately, since the ruling oligarchy in Washington DC is composed of barbaric goons, the only way to keep America in check is to make sure it can be annihilated in minutes. This is putting the lives of 330 million Americans at direct risk, but the US government doesn't seem to care about that, which perfectly explains why so many of them see it as their greatest enemy.

https://infobrics.org/en/post/74856
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Forwarded from Working Brother
🧿 Drago Bosnic is back to Talk about the main news that happened in December.

In this Talk we learn that the AI killchain is now online, that the US Dept. of War dreams of more AI & Hypersonics, the UK Navy's nuclear deterrent submarines are in a bad state, what happened in 404 with the internal strife in the security services — and oligarchs, how Italian Admirals are delusional and that the F35 failed an audit.


Also in this episode : US Navy become pirates; Japan wants to defend Chinese Taipei, from China; Oreshnilks deployed in Belarus; the US National Security document is worth mentioning; and Putin tries to spell things out simply for the west.

➡️ https://youtu.be/R3LjDM7iku0 ⬅️

A sparing amount of memes, Kinzhals, lies, propaganda, some subtle humor and several news stories that have become jokes, all included.

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2025 — year of numerous critical strategic successes for Russia

The Russian military will continue grinding down the Neo-Nazi junta forces with methodical and unrelenting advances across the frontlines from Sumy to Kherson. As Moscow warned, the longer Kiev waits, the more it'll lose in the long run.

https://infobrics.org/en/post/75461
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Forwarded from Working Brother
🧿 2025 news review with Drago Bosnic, the final Talk of the year where we look back at quite a few of the memorable headlines that Drago wrote about.

In this Talk we learn that a lot of HIMARS and Patriots keep getting taken out, the Mirage2000 is much older than you'd think, that the F-35 didn't fly in India, Kursk — why it happened — in retrospect, the Golden Dome is another "Star Wars", industrial scale of war with drones continues to grow; the UK keeps suggesting war crimes, and the F16 actually had a success in Ukraine.


Also in this episode : PAK FA (SU57) weapons loadout in detail; France emulates Napoleon— only with nukes; more cities become 'not strategically significant'; Zelensky resurrected 600k Russian troops; US ICBMs are in a bad state; did the US bomb Iran's nuke sites; NATO admitted defeat in the sphere of industrial military production; Poland trains its mothers; and what is ROFAR — ambient light based radar developed by Russia.

➡️ https://youtu.be/CpjMvLtu-Bs ⬅️

Nuclear tipped Anti-Air missiles, your memes from chat, a shoutout to Drago's webmaster, hypersonic skiing accidents in the tropics, some bad jokes and FPV drone footage of me flying in Belgrade, and much more, all included.


@WorkingBrother 😎
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