Them: how spicy do you like your spaghetti fra diavola?

Me:

Ima gonna gaba your gool, you mulie

Ol son was born too soon to witness Coors Banquets and Harley Davidsons. SAD!

There is a crazy amount of pregnant bitches on tinder

What the fuck

These hoes are out of their minds

"3 kids and 1 OTW"
Absolutely shameless hoes

Who the fuck is so desperate for pussy theyre like ah yes ill take the pregnant bitch with 5 kids

"I think i will invite an absolute train wreck into my life"

You know what would really spice up my life? Some pregnant fat bitch from tinder with 5 kids.

Hoeflation is wildly out of control

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk

Sir you're Canadian

He forgot

I'd want to forget too if i lived in jeetistan