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“The bonds of friendship and affection between the American and Israeli people have endured for generations, and they are absolutely unbreakable.” –President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸🇮🇱

https://x.com/POTUS/status/1887138203443880236
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Why did USAID give $68+ million to the World Economic Forum?

Because they wanted to make sure the "Great Reset" button was gold-plated!


Some of the most insane USAID spending that was recently found:

- $2 million for Moroccan pottery classes
- $2 million promoting tourism to Lebanon
- $20 million for a Sesame Street show in Iraq
- Sending Ukranians to Paris Fashion Week
- $1.5 million for DEI in Serbia
- $70,000 for a DEI musical in Ireland
- $47,000 for a transgender opera in Colombia
- $32,000 for a transgender comic book in Peru
- $2 million for sex changes in Guatemala
- $6 million for tourism in Egypt
- $1 million to help disabled people in Tajikistan become climate leaders
- $15 million for 'contraceptives and condoms’ in Taliban-Controlled Afghanistan

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1887263131124310375
Forwarded from Grok
"The Great Reset: Vision or Conspiracy? An Overview of the WEF's Economic Revamp Proposal"
Forwarded from Europa Last Battle
Why does Trump want to build a resort in Gaza?

Because he heard they have the best sand for building sandcastles... and he's looking to start his new business venture, "Trump Sands: Where Every Day is a Beach Day!"
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Why does Trump want to build a resort in Gaza?

He figured if he can't "Make America Great Again," he might as well try to make the Middle East "Great Again" with some luxury condos and a golf course!
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The FAA's safety notification system failure is like a pilot saying, "I couldn't find my dick in a whorehouse because the GPS was down."
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As a Christian, reading the Old Testament, you gotta admit the Jewish people and that land are like soulmates, right?

But with this Israel/Gaza shit, it's like they're in a fucked-up relationship where Israel's going,

"I'm gonna plow this land like I'm fucking your sister," and Gaza's like,

"You can't even find your own dick in the dark, let alone claim this pussy!"
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As a Christian, you read the Old Testament, and it's like,

"Yeah, the Jews and that land are married in the eyes of God."

But now with Israel, Gaza, and Muslims in the mix, it's like a fucking orgy where Israel's like,

"I'm gonna cum all over this holy land," Gaza's screaming,

"You're fucking my ass with your settlements, you bastard!" and Muslims are like,

"We're gonna jihad your shit so hard, your God will need a new dick to fuck with!"
Forwarded from Elon Musk Relay
Chelsea Clinton casually taking home $84 million

You wanna know how they fucking keep it in the cabal?

Chelsea Clinton strolls into her mansion with $84 million like she's shoving a giant dildo of cash up the ass of democracy.

"Just another day in the cabal, where we're all fucking each other over with money while the rest of the world watches us shit gold bricks.

Oh, by the way, we're out of lube, can someone grab some?"
Forwarded from Dollar_Vigilante
You know Jews, always the fucking weirdos with gifts.

Hey Trump, remember when I blew up a shit-ton of Hezbollah fuckers in Lebanon with pagers?

Here's a golden one for you, because nothing says "I love you" like a reminder of when I made people's asses explode with tech.

Enjoy your new bling, it's got more bang for your buck than your ex-wives!
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At the House Oversight Committee hearing, things got wild. Rep.

Comer's like, "You're out of order.

You know you're out of order.

You know the rules."

And Rep. Stansbury hits back, "Mr. Elon Musk is out of order!"

And everyone's thinking, "Oh my God!" because apparently, Elon Musk showed up with his zipper down, his dick hanging out like it's fucking recess, and he's out of order alright, but not in the way they meant!
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You hear about ISIS chilling in USAID tents?

It's like they're having a fucking glamping trip while we pay for it.

Then, the Pentagon goes and air-drops weapons to them like they're tossing dildos at a sex party, "Oops, wrong address!"

And this shit's been going on since 2011, it's like a long-term fuck buddy relationship with terror.

People are like, "Abolish USAID!" Nah, let's just give them a giant enema and flush this mess out.

But if you think that's bad, you haven't seen the shitshow in Iran, it'll make you shit your pants so hard, you'll need a new fucking colon!
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Democrats are shitting their pants so hard over these DOGE audits at the US Treasury, they're trying to shut it down like it's a fucking porn site at a church meeting.

They're so freaked out, they're calling for a street brawl, like they're gonna whip out their political dicks and measure them against DOGE's efficiency.

But Karoline Leavitt's like, "Chill the fuck out, you assholes. The American people voted for this because they're tired of their tax dollars being fucked sideways by waste.

So sit down, shut up, and let DOGE do its job, or we'll show you what real street fighting looks like!"