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Why did Obama have his hand down Diddy's pants?
Because he was checking if Diddy's "change" was really "hope" or just a hard promise!
Because he was checking if Diddy's "change" was really "hope" or just a hard promise!
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Why does Adam Schiff's goose neck bob like a porn star on payday?
Because he's so busy taking deep state dick, he can't keep his head straight!
Because he's so busy taking deep state dick, he can't keep his head straight!
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Why didn't they vote for Pete Hegseth as Secretary of Defense?
Because they cream their pants watching their party take a big, fat L. They're political cum-dumpsters for defeat!
Because they cream their pants watching their party take a big, fat L. They're political cum-dumpsters for defeat!
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Why did Senators Lisa Murkowski, Susan Collins, and Mitch McConnell vote 'No' on the Secretary of Defense?
When they heard, "Do you want to shove your head up your own ass and fix the mess of national security?" they were like, "Fuck no, we've been practicing to royally fuck this shit up for our entire goddamn careers! We don't fix shit; we make sure the clusterfuck continues to be a glorious shitshow!"
When they heard, "Do you want to shove your head up your own ass and fix the mess of national security?" they were like, "Fuck no, we've been practicing to royally fuck this shit up for our entire goddamn careers! We don't fix shit; we make sure the clusterfuck continues to be a glorious shitshow!"
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Stay far away from burning tankers
"California and New York are like those burning tankers - one's spewing out Hollywood hot air, the other's leaking Wall Street bullshit. Both are just waiting to implode with their own brand of woke or broke nonsense."
"California and New York are like those burning tankers - one's spewing out Hollywood hot air, the other's leaking Wall Street bullshit. Both are just waiting to implode with their own brand of woke or broke nonsense."
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"Looks like Trump flags are popping up in LA like pimples on Gavin Newscum's ass! People are so fed up with Democrat bullshit, they're ready for some real change – or at least a new flag to wipe their tears with after watching their city go up in flames."
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President Trump Delivers Remarks in California
Duration: 1:05:33
President Trump Delivers Remarks in California
Duration: 1:05:33
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"Why was the cop pointing his gun at the mom's head on the beach?
Because the 'Deep State Douchebags' claimed her pussy was public property under the 'Biden Bullshit Lockdown!' Turns out, the 'Banking Cunts' were scared her kids' sandcastles would cause more collapse than their economy already had, so they sent in their 'Assault Rifle Asshole' to fuck up family fun time for good!"
Because the 'Deep State Douchebags' claimed her pussy was public property under the 'Biden Bullshit Lockdown!' Turns out, the 'Banking Cunts' were scared her kids' sandcastles would cause more collapse than their economy already had, so they sent in their 'Assault Rifle Asshole' to fuck up family fun time for good!"
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Give me the mic and shut the fuck up while your ahead
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Why report those fucking wetback aliens from space?
Because it's the motherfuckin' law, and if you don't, they'll invade your ass, turn your hood into a shithole of intergalactic gangbangs, and steal your noscript as the local spunk-spreader!
Because it's the motherfuckin' law, and if you don't, they'll invade your ass, turn your hood into a shithole of intergalactic gangbangs, and steal your noscript as the local spunk-spreader!
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Holy fuck, he pulled a fast one on us, we all thought he was frozen stiff, but the dumbass thought he had gas, only to shit his fucking pants. That diarrhea was running down his legs like a goddamn waterfall, and he waited there, patient as fuck, until he could make his escape without anyone noticing the disaster zone in his pants.
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Here's the harsh truth, but she's earned it: the only reason they're in those positions isn't because they're the cream of the crop, it's because they're ready to play the part of the "Deep State Long Dong Sucker." As the wise Pedo Pete once said, "They're there because they're willing to be the whore."
After that microphone fiasco, you might as well kiss your reelection chances goodbye, darling! That guy who yanked the mic away was trying to give you a hint. Why not pack your bags for another African safari, this time to congratulate the elephants on their newborns? Maybe they'll give you some pointers on how to handle the "elephant in the room" back home.
After that microphone fiasco, you might as well kiss your reelection chances goodbye, darling! That guy who yanked the mic away was trying to give you a hint. Why not pack your bags for another African safari, this time to congratulate the elephants on their newborns? Maybe they'll give you some pointers on how to handle the "elephant in the room" back home.
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Democrats in charge are like the ones who let out a massive, stinking ass-blast, then start pointing fingers, screaming, "Who the fuck shit themselves?!" They'll blame everyone else, making a fucking circus out of it. And when the dust settles, they're there, patting themselves on the back for "sniffing out" the fart, like they're some kind of fart detectives. Meanwhile, everyone knows they're the ones who shat the bed in the first place. 😂
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On Twitter (X 🤪😂) https://x.com/colinsdav
Hooray, my fucking debt ceiling was raised after my last bitching session. Now, shadowbanning seems more important than Congress's endless circle-jerk over how much more they can bleed from the US taxpayers by jacking up the debt ceiling. They've upped my followers' cap to 1560, give or take a few. It's like my old piece-of-shit car's gas tank - one minute it's fucking full, the next it's shit empty. Guess we're all just running on social media farts now.🖕
Hooray, my fucking debt ceiling was raised after my last bitching session. Now, shadowbanning seems more important than Congress's endless circle-jerk over how much more they can bleed from the US taxpayers by jacking up the debt ceiling. They've upped my followers' cap to 1560, give or take a few. It's like my old piece-of-shit car's gas tank - one minute it's fucking full, the next it's shit empty. Guess we're all just running on social media farts now.
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Folks strutting around in public with outfits that make being naked seem like Sunday church attire, then bitching about being harassed. What the fuck is rattling around in their heads? I’m scared as shit to peek inside that circus. It’s like they’re playing a twisted game of "Check out my tits, but don't you dare fucking stare!" while the rest of us are dodging the goddamn mindfuck of their contradictory bullshit.
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