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On Twitter (X 🤪😂) https://x.com/colinsdav

Hooray, my fucking debt ceiling was raised after my last bitching session. Now, shadowbanning seems more important than Congress's endless circle-jerk over how much more they can bleed from the US taxpayers by jacking up the debt ceiling. They've upped my followers' cap to 1560, give or take a few. It's like my old piece-of-shit car's gas tank - one minute it's fucking full, the next it's shit empty. Guess we're all just running on social media farts now. 🖕
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Folks strutting around in public with outfits that make being naked seem like Sunday church attire, then bitching about being harassed. What the fuck is rattling around in their heads? I’m scared as shit to peek inside that circus. It’s like they’re playing a twisted game of "Check out my tits, but don't you dare fucking stare!" while the rest of us are dodging the goddamn mindfuck of their contradictory bullshit.
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Forwarded from Libs of TikTok
The trans activist who flashed his prosthetic bare breasts on the White House lawn has now been accused of sexually assaulting at least 5 people.
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The trans activist who thought the White House lawn was his personal strip club, flashing his fake tits like they were going out of style, has now escalated to being accused of an all-you-can-grab buffet with his real junk on at least five poor bastards. From "Look at these knockers!" to "Whoops, did I just sexually assault you with my cock?"—he's taken "outrageous" to a whole new level of "what the fuck were you thinking?" Maybe next time, just stick to the silicone.

https://news.1rj.ru/str/LibsOfTikTokk/672
Forwarded from Europa Last Battle
Why do central bankers host the most depraved sex parties?

They take turns, fucking the public's future up the ass with their endless, counterfeit cocks, ensuring you're left with a gaping financial hole. They get off on watching you squirm under the weight of their debt, as they force you to swallow their austerity measures like it's their cum. They're the real dominatrixes of the economy, whipping you into submission with inflation, while they sit back, rich as fuck, laughing at how they've turned your life savings into their personal cum rag. They don't even need to fuck you with real money; a few keystrokes and they've got you bent over, begging for more.
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Forwarded from Europa Last Battle
EUROPA THE LAST BATTLE PART ONE
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"Oh, please, Adam Schiff, spare us the sanctimonious outrage. Trump firing Inspectors General is scandalous? You act like it's some unprecedented move in the chess game of political corruption. Newsflash: everyone plays this game, and your feigned shock is about as convincing as a three-dollar bill."
Forwarded from Europa Last Battle
Why did Israel support Hamas in the '80s?

To keep their enemies guessing, "Wait, are we supposed to fight each other or just confuse the historians?"
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On Klaus Schwab's Reassurance: "Schwab at Davos, telling everyone they're still in charge. It's like the guy who's losing at poker, still bluffing he's got the winning hand while everyone else sees his cards are shit."

Trump's Executive Order: "Trump's like, 'No more government censorship, you pricks.' It's like he's flipping off the Davos crowd, saying 'Eat this, you control freaks!'"

Green New Deal: "Trump shits on the Green New Deal, calling it a scam. You can bet the eco-zealots at Davos were pissed, their green dreams going up in smoke."

Trade Tariffs: "Trump to the EU: 'You screw us over, we screw you back.' It's like a trade war version of 'fuck you, got mine.'"

America First: "Trump at Davos with his 'America First' crap. He's basically telling everyone else, 'Suck it, we're number one, bitches.'"

Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion: "Trump cancels that DEI bullshit. He's like, 'Fuck your woke agenda, we're going back to merit, you snowflakes.'"

Bank of America: "Trump to Bank of America: 'Open up or I'll shove tariffs so far up your ass, you'll taste the metal.' It's like he's not playing nice with the banking bigwigs."

Globalist Titans: "Davos crew can't stand Trump's brash America. It's like they're at a high-class tea party, and he's the guy who brought beer and told them to loosen up."

Social Media: "Trump thanks Musk for X, like it's his personal megaphone to tell Davos, 'You can't shut me up, assholes.'"
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"From Socialist Hangover to Freedom's Fuck You: A Global Rebellion Against Wokeism"

On Argentina's Past: "Argentina was on a socialist bender for over a century, now it's time to say 'Fuck you, socialism, we're getting our freedom back.' It's like telling a bad ex to piss off after they've wrecked your life."

Global Alliance for Freedom: "We're forming a global gang of freedom fighters, from Musk to Meloni, with Trump as the big dick energy leader. We're here to tell wokeism to go fuck itself."

Woke Ideology: "Wokeism is like that clingy ex who won't stop calling. 'Hey, remember me? I'm still fucking up your life.' Time to change the number and block that bitch."

Economic and Political Change: "The last 40 years have been a shitshow. Time to rip up that noscript and write our own damn story where freedom isn't just a buzzword but a fucking reality."

Radical Feminism: "Radical feminism? More like 'I want extra privileges, not equality.' They're bitching about the pay gap but ignoring men are the ones getting fucked in prison and war. Fair's fair, bitches."

Environmentalism: "Environmentalism went from 'let's not trash the planet' to 'humans are the fucking trash.' It's like we're the villains in a nature documentary, and the woke crowd is narrating, 'Look at these assholes.'"

Gender Ideology: "Gender ideology is like playing dress-up with life-changing consequences. It's gone from 'dress for the job you want' to 'mutilate for the identity you feel like,' which is some fucked up shit."

Immigration: "Immigration used to be about chasing dreams; now it's like we're guilt-tripped into taking in everyone. 'Oh, you don't want to be overrun? You fucking racist!' Give me a break."

State Reduction: "Reducing the state is like cutting out the fat after eating shit for decades. We're bloated with bureaucratic bullshit, time to slim down to the essentials - life, liberty, property, and fuck all the rest."

Make the West Great Again: "Make the West great again? It's like we're staging a comeback, but instead of Rocky, it's the West, training in the gym of freedom, ready to knock out wokeism with a 'Fuck you' punch."

https://x.com/colinsdav/status/1883256928555700672
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💔🇵🇸 Do you see the difference?

https://x.com/jacksonhinklle/status/1883180833479291204
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Why the fuck did Dr. Fauci finally say "fuck the taxpayers" and drop a truckload of cash on his own damn security?

After Trump, in his classic 'you're fired' style, told him to "get your own fucking protection, you lab rat," and being called a 'biological terrorist,' Fauci thought, "If I'm gonna be the fucking villain of this circus, I'm going pedal to the metal with my own fucking squad of badass motherfuckers, just like that reality TV star turned president said! And now, with all those dog lovers pissed off about the pups I allegedly tortured, they're fucking coming for me with pitchforks and leashes!"
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Barron Trump: Cosmic Emperor by 2050

Left-wing conspiracy theorists claim Barron Trump will be the 'Supreme Emperor of The Milky Way' by 2050, ruling our Solar System. His parents, Donald and Melania, are so fucking proud it's hilarious. Donald's been caught saying, "My boy, ruling the Milky Way? That's some next-level shit!" while Melania designs his space attire. Meanwhile, dog lovers and environmentalists are gearing up to resist this space tyranny.
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