The shocking bill introduced by @RepDavid allowing AI to prescribe drugs is driven by @cvspharmacy - one of Rep Schweikert’s biggest donors. Link to article in comments.

https://x.com/MdBreathe/status/1883268168598294760

"Ah, the brilliant benefits of solar panels in the desert—because what better way to solve energy problems than by creating a shiny new water shortage in one of the driest places on Earth? Truly a masterpiece of modern innovation!"

"A mentally disturbed man is being treated by a psychologist here. Honestly, we need more psychologists like this—imagine if they could also fix my Wi-Fi while they're at it!"


"Do you think he would do that again? Well, if he does, maybe the psychologist can start a loyalty program—'10 sessions, and the 11th breakdown is on us!'"