Israel wanting everyone to accept it as a legit country is like some dickhead stealing your wallet in broad daylight and then trying to convince you, "I fucking paid for this with my awesome personality!" as you're all just staring, thinking, "What a load of bullshit."

Israel wanting the world to see it as a fucking legitimate country is like some asshole thief at a goddamn yard sale who, after snatching a TV right in front of everyone's fucking face, yells, "I swear I bought this shit with my charm and a wink!" while the crowd just stands there, giving him the middle finger.

"Pick the one that makes you laugh, if you can hold back your tears for the women, children, and the poor punchline."

1- Israel wanting everyone to accept it as a legit country is like some dickhead stealing your wallet in broad daylight and then trying to convince you, "I fucking paid for this with my awesome personality!" as you're all just staring, thinking, "What a load of bullshit."

2- Israel wanting the world to see it as a fucking legitimate country is like some asshole thief at a goddamn yard sale who, after snatching a TV right in front of everyone's fucking face, yells, "I swear I bought this shit with my charm and a wink!" while the crowd just stands there, giving him the middle finger.

🚨🌎 Global Excess Deaths

“Sudden Deaths among healthy working
Age people Worldwide is Skyrocketing”

Life Insurance Companies also Report Huge Surge in Excess Deaths & Life Insurance claims.

The Legacy Media have tried blaming it on everything except the one thing that’s causing.

You're either a brainwashed sheep 🐑 or a shill. There's no in-between at this point 🤡

At this point education camp is needed for the fake news and Their audiences

https://x.com/sav_says_/status/1883920999391047696

This is objectively hilarious.
https://x.com/RealCandaceO/status/1883918966063837476

Selena Gomez shares new Instagram story crying amid the deportation of Mexicans:

“I’m so sorry. All my people are getting attacked. The children, I don’t understand. I wish I could do something.”

Clumps of parasites that was in all of that fog we got.

Anyone looking to get fit before summer? This is for you.

"It's never too late to resolve to laugh more, even if your New Year's resolution list is already longer than the punchline of a bad dad joke!"

Donald Trump Jr.

Disgusting! So these are the fake names an

d fake doctors signing a fake petition to try to stop
@RobertKennedyJr
from exposing all the flaws in our healthcare and food systems. Let him MAHA & stop these clowns from making us all, especially our kids, SICK!

Zionists and Nazis are best friends!

All the democrats had to do was not play games in 2020 and there would likely be a Dem president now. Instead Americans woke up & republicans finally learned how to fight and in doing so we now have a great bench and an administration of people who believe in America First🇺🇸 FAFO

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/01/27/doctors-committee-opposing-rfk-is-bill-gates-backed-astroturf-with-fake-names/

Jimmy Dore

This Saturday in Los Angeles, CA: a hilarious night of stand up comedy with Jimmy Dore & Friends!

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Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!

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