DEI Ideology:

"We've decided that since we're not exactly setting the intellectual world on fire, the fairest thing to do is to drag everyone else down to our level.

Why should only the smart people get to enjoy flying safely? Let's make everyone a little dumber, and then we'll all be equals in the sky!

It's the new American dream: mediocrity for all!"

Anna Matson's tweet uses Tulsi Gabbard's actions as a benchmark for Bernie Sanders' political integrity, suggesting that his support for Gabbard would demonstrate his commitment to the values he campaigned on.

This reflects the ongoing debate within political circles about loyalty, integrity, and the impact of internal party decisions on broader political movements.

It's a call for Sanders to align his actions with his rhetoric, emphasizing the importance of principled stances in politics.

"Justin Trudeau just tweeted about the U.S. tariffs, saying he's met with the Premiers and will talk to Mexico's President.

Guess he's trying to form a new band, 'The Tariff Trio,' where instead of playing instruments, they play trade negotiations.

Tune in tonight for Trudeau's solo performance on 'How to Diplomatically Freak Out'!"

While this perspective is valid, the debate on tariffs also includes arguments for protectionism, national security, and promoting domestic industry.

"You can't have and eat your cake at the same time."

"Imagine trying to explain to a confused baker, 'I want to have my cake and eat it too, but at the same time!'

The baker looks at you, puzzled, and says, 'Well, you could try, but you'll either end up with half a cake or a mouthful of crumbs, and a very messy shirt.

It's like trying to be in two places at once, or wanting to keep your cake while also enjoying it.

In life, sometimes you've got to make a choice, my friend!'"

Guess Nancy Pelosi isn't the only one with a golden touch in Congress – looks like she's got some company in the stock market wizard club!

🚨BREAKING🚨

I just released the full report on Congress trading in 2024.

Like every year since 2020, some US politicians beat the market.

From the start of 2024 to year end, many had unusual trades & huge portfolio gains.

Here are the top political traders of 2024.

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1876668203054817706

Why did Trudeau's plan to target Texas backfire?

Because he forgot that everything's bigger in Texas — including their comeback!

Trudeau thought he could out-tariff Texas, but then he realized, in Texas, they don't just raise tariffs, they raise steaks too!

Why did Canada start exporting more maple syrup after Trump's tariffs?

Because they figured if they can't sell energy, they might as well sweeten the deal! 🛂

"Well, the DNC went and picked David Hogg for Vice Chair, huh?

Guess they figured if they can't win the election, at least they'll have someone to blame for the next school shooting when the polls close.

They're just hoping he doesn't 'shoot' the party in the foot... or maybe that's the plan, who knows with politics these days?"

Why did the Democratic Party keep beating the dead horse?

Because they were hoping it would turn into a unicorn and lead them to victory!

"Trump militarized the border?

Yeah, because apparently, the Mexican Cartel thought they were going to throw a Cinco de Mayo party across the Rio Grande with the President as the guest of honor. Now, they're stuck with a piñata full of drones instead of candy!"