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Forwarded from @SenJohnKennedy
'Indict Trump' protest in front of Trump Tower (NYC)


Duration : 20:04
Forwarded from @Kash_Patel
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Forwarded from @GregAbbott_TX
Why did Trudeau's plan to target Texas backfire?

Because he forgot that everything's bigger in Texas — including their comeback!
Forwarded from @GregAbbott_TX
Trudeau thought he could out-tariff Texas, but then he realized, in Texas, they don't just raise tariffs, they raise steaks too!
Forwarded from TrumpRelay
Why did Canada start exporting more maple syrup after Trump's tariffs?

Because they figured if they can't sell energy, they might as well sweeten the deal! 🛂
Forwarded from Libs of TikTok
"Well, the DNC went and picked David Hogg for Vice Chair, huh?

Guess they figured if they can't win the election, at least they'll have someone to blame for the next school shooting when the polls close.

They're just hoping he doesn't 'shoot' the party in the foot... or maybe that's the plan, who knows with politics these days?"
Forwarded from Matt Walsh
Why did the Democratic Party keep beating the dead horse?

Because they were hoping it would turn into a unicorn and lead them to victory!
Forwarded from @SenJohnKennedy
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"Trump militarized the border?

Yeah, because apparently, the Mexican Cartel thought they were going to throw a Cinco de Mayo party across the Rio Grande with the President as the guest of honor. Now, they're stuck with a piñata full of drones instead of candy!"
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Forwarded from Mark Dice Show
"So Tulsi Gabbard leaves the DNC, and they replace her with David Hogg?

Talk about a 'progressive' downgrade. It's like trading in your Prius for a tricycle with training wheels.

But hey, at least now if the DNC gets shot down in debates, they've got their very own 'March For Our Lives' mascot to lead the charge... or the retreat."
Forwarded from Elon Musk Relay
Why are companies fleeing Delaware faster than a tweet gets a retweet from Elon?

Because they found out that in Delaware, the only thing bigger than the judge's gavel is the uncertainty about their CEO's paycheck!
Forwarded from Elon Musk Relay
Delaware Faces Exodus of Tech Companies

Delaware is facing a further exodus of tech companies amid reports that Meta and Dropbox are moving out of the state.

Newsweek has contacted Meta and Dropbox for comment via email.

Why It Matters
Delaware has long been considered a business-friendly state due to its corporate tax advantages, and is home to multiple large companies. However, backlash against the First State has intensified after Delaware Judge Kathaleen McCormick ruled that Tesla CEO Elon Musk's record-breaking $56 billion compensation package was excessive.

Musk, who has become increasingly influential in both the political and corporate world, urged companies to pull out of the Democratic-led state. In February 2024, he announced that SpaceX was relocating its incorporation from Delaware to Texas, following Tesla's corporate move from California to Texas in 2021.



https://www.newsweek.com/delaware-exodus-tech-meta-dropbox-elon-musk-2024596
Forwarded from @Jim_Jordan
Why did the federal office remove the transgender flag from its logo?

Because they decided it was time to focus on coding in binary again – just ones and zeros, no flags!
Forwarded from Elon Musk Relay
The nightmare is over
Forwarded from @C__Herridge
Why did the USAID workers go to Cuba with an HIV-prevention workshop?

Because they heard the revolution needed a "viral" campaign!
Forwarded from Rand Paul
Why did David Hogg get elected as Vice Chair of the DNC?

Because they heard he was really good at handling big "guns" - in politics, of course!

It looks like David Hogg's got his back covered - literally, with a big gun in his new office photo! Talk about bringing your advocacy to the workplace!
Forwarded from @JBPpod
Why did Senator Todd Young vote against the waiver but for General Austin's confirmation?

Because he wanted to make sure Austin had to jump through more hoops than a porn star before getting that big DOD dick-tatorship!
Forwarded from Europa Last Battle
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♦️Myron reacts to H*tler’s speech about the jews🫣

“Is he lying? There’s a reason why they didn’t translate those speeches..”

https://x.com/WyronGaines/status/1885831764792287726
Forwarded from Europa Last Battle
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!🍗🔫✊🏿

https://x.com/WyronGaines/status/1885899346148798753