Honestly, we should replace petitions with staged battles. Get 100k dudes to sign up for your army and get your guys in power if they win a set battle in Yellowstone.

This is the capital of Hyperborea, few know this.

Annapolis, Maryland, United States of America

Remember accordingly when picking a wife up from spring break.

I shall be attending.

"Hey babe, new towelboy meme just dropped."

Lol, lmao even.

"Irredentism is the most spiritually brown political philosophy."

"But Mr. President, most of Eastern and Central Europeans are irredentists."

"I said what I said."

"By attacking the anti-zionist money jews, we will ensure that the American evangelicals will gain power for the next 8 years."
-mossad report, March 2001.

*this tweet has been deleted*

Dead in the waters of the Rubicon.

Virginia is for lovers. Maryland is for the faithfully married.
(Please hire me for tourism advertising.)