I'm tired of dealing with illiterates everywhere.

Thank God for laughter.

There will be a Christmas Ball. December 17th in the DC area. Details to follow.

Finally rebooting the substack.

I love Virginia as it’s my home, and it will never cease to be. But it’s essentially under foreign occupation now. Whether those foreigners wear the same skin I do or not.

I believe I must exile myself. I must leave. Across the mountains.

I hope to return one day.

Farwell fren. The last Marylander salutes you.

A golden ball and chain would be a very good wedding present for a well-behaved ex-lesbian.

The Mistletoe Masquerade Ball will be held the 17th of December, 3-10 PM, in the heart of Washington DC. 10$ door fee, cash bar, plus 1s highly encouraged. Email MistletoeMasquerade@proton.me for RSVP and details.

Lol. The most deranged thing on the TL today.

And the six seal was broken.

Shot

Chaser

Half the time when I think someone cares about me, I get stabbed in the back. Maybe I should take a hint.