You don't have enough contempt for the average person.

"Hey Tim, we have your browser history right here. What is sounding?"

Despite my worst, my girl is still loyal.

And once again, the worm turns.

Be on the lookout for a book drop. From the whole crew and a special event in the DC area, come all hallows eve.

Banger

I hate how much I am a cross of Petruchio and Sir Benedick. A truly toxic combination.

Remember, gentlemen, we must not just never surrender. But rather, be so pyrrhic in effect upon a small loss that our enemies shutter at the mention of our names.

I really am a mix of the hedgehog and the fox.

Mensuram Mundi Novum Facere.

Ad astra per ægra tramitis.

I no longer care about being weird.

Cheering on the white man.

When you get your slaves from temu.

Well. I've decided to get a timeshare on the thames. Still high church Baptist by conviction. But I shall worship with my Anglican brothers.

....On the first day of coalmas, the merchant did give me.
A Bennington Butt Baby!