🇫🇷⚡ Conflict has calmed down after a massive explosion heard. Close sources say that it was the Admin that was in the bathroom for an hour.

🇫🇷 Sneezing now forbidden within 50m of a baguette for risk of spreading covid. The baguette will have to present a valid proof of vaccination to be eaten.

⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡💥 BREAKING NEWS💥⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

🇫🇷 Nationwide panic in France as all clocks and watches enter their fifth day of strike to protest against the daylight savings system. French workers of all fields are left confused as to when their lunch breaks start or end, making the country twice as productive since the beginning of the strike.

🇫🇷⚠️ ATTENTION: Jean-Luc Brunel did not kill himself

🇫🇷🕊🇷🇺 — Elysée Palace: President Macron and President Putin agreed, under suitable conditions, to hold a summit to define a new architecture for sewage system after its explosion due to countless bombs dropped in the toilet. There is a high chance that it cannot be fixed, experts say.

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#BREAKING
🇷🇴🇺🇦❌🇷🇺 — Romania condemns Russian recognition of DPR and LPR as independent!

🇷🇴🇪🇺 Romanian President Klaus Iohannis on Twitter:
— "🇷🇴 Romania strongly condemns the recognition by Russia of the Donetsk & Luhansk areas of 🇺🇦 Ukraine as independent.

This is a blatant violation of international law, which must attract the most severe response of international community.

We firmly support 🇺🇦 Ukraine sovereignty & territorial integrity."

🇷🇴⚠️🇺🇦❌🇷🇺 Romanians are currently stealing Russia's toilets, according to a conflict observer

22.02.22

🇷🇺❌🇺🇦 ATTENTION : Your mom's IP address has been leaked, netizens say

— For astrology enjoyers, Pluto returns to Capricorn 27 position on February 22, 2022 as well
https://news.1rj.ru/str/BellumActaNews/70261

Yes, admin schizoposting during the breaks

What a conflict to observe

⚡NATO has yet to respond about Incel Slava's sister situation as well

⚡️NATO should respond to the European security issue i left in my toilet