SOONER THAN YOU THINK

Worldwide Bank Errors In Your Favor

$1.7 billion dollars deposited for everybody. 

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM ALERT

PRESIDENT TRUMP IS STILL YOUR PRESIDENT

YOU READY?

WHERE. WE. GO. ONE. WE. GO. ALL

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BREAKING: The Other Promising Candidate Was Executed For Treason

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All You Have To Do Is Ask The Source For Your Wish Out Loud.
We've Taken An Oath To Save Our Innocent Children From Trafficking And Torture.

I, Commander Valiant Thor do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God.