eu tinha um servidor que precisei adaptar a fonte fora do gabinete. Desde então, meu servidor tem o hostname de hemorroida

>windows 10 loses support
>the linux kernel grows unmaintainable
>only MacOS left

>then poettering step in and releases what he has been working on for years
>systemd-kerneld
>with a simple merge requests, he saves -linux- systemd for ever
>everyone is happy and celebrating
>linus suicides himself
>RMS tries to call it GNU/systemd but poerttering btfo him
>RMS linuses himself
>systemd is now the only operating system in the world
>poettering has control over 99.99% of computers in the world (0.01% are retarded BSD users)
>poettering pushes systemd-backdoord
>all computers in the world are controlled by king lennart now
>he is the strongest person in the world when it comes to computational power
>poettering removes all localization in his system except for german
>turns out he was a Nazi
>all jewish computers are evaporated with a single mouse click.
>israel's nuclear reactors are shut down with another click
>murica is shutdown
>israel is no more
>jews suicide themselves
>poettering builds the forth reich

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