This is why the government tells you not to eat pigeons. Birds aren't real.

it's true

seeing all the halloween shit in stores already im starting to think about christmas

The year is 2039, patient zero is undergoing excruciating testing in an attempt to cure the Super diarrhea virus the elites have spread through our food supply. Thankfully pajeets are used to shitting themselves uncontrollably so we may have actually succeeded!

Sergeant MacDon the Crimson Clown is thoroughly enjoying it