me and my shadow self deciding how we're going to react to some bullshit.

There are 2 types of people in this world, Avoid both.

Smoke Salvia they said, it'll be fun they said.

POV: The Poly couple drugged your drink and you wake up in their apartment.

guys be like "i have a type"

their type

Have you ever realized how surreal
reading a book actually is? You stare
at marked slices of tree for hours
hallucinating vividly

I hired this guy to fix my toilet but he keep's coming back asking for a tip.