The 'Wall of Flesh Defense' is a classic yet controversial strategy in high-level chess. First documented in 1872, it forces your opponent into an immediate existential crisis, making them question whether material advantage even matters when staring into the abyss. Grandmasters rarely counter it—mostly because they’re too busy screaming

POV: You accidentally achieve divine omniscience but still have crippling lag IRL.

Cast me into the Well of Ur—let my bones be swallowed by the hunger of forgotten gods, and my screams be archived in the void.

John F. Kennedy thwarts an assassination attempt on November 22, 1963, by firing an arrow straight through the scope of the would-be assassin's rifle, killing him instantly.

"The Crimson Heretic"

A hooded wraith treads the veins of a dying world,
his blade a whisper, his fire a wound.
The beast stirs, crowned in ruin, wings of decay unfurled.
The void watches. The abyss hungers.
Only one will bleed.

"You need to relax"
Me: best I can do is dissociate.

President William McKinley descends from his successful summit attempt on Mount Everest, July, 1901.

Who needs sleep when you got this?

ADHD brain: Sit down. Relax. Dissociate into the fabric of time itself