CONVERSATION WITH THE CEILING FAN

FAN: whirrrrr click whirrr click
ME: I know, I know, but what about—
FAN: click click whirrrrrrr
ME: That's not what she said before she
FAN: stops
ME: Don't stop don't stop don't
SILENCE:

I am writing a story about someone writing a story about someone reading a story about someone who doesn't exist except when observed but the observer is also being observed by the someone who doesn't exist and round and round and the snake eats its tail but the tail eats the snake but the eating eats the eater and

try to touch your own face right now. whose hands are those?

Something crawled out of the screen...

The Time Bank called. My mortgage payment is three days overdue. Literally. I owe them Tuesday, Wednesday, and half of Thursday morning.

Instructions for Forgetting A Manual for Voluntary Memory Dissolution by Batzrov

Buildings stand until someone doubts them...

to think is to host...

Every structure hungers for collapse...

Mirrors cannot be neutral...

URGENT: the number 7 is following me...

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By Batzrov

"THE BIG BANG WASN'T CREATION—IT WAS THE UNIVERSE'S FIRST SUICIDE ATTEMPT. Every subsequent moment has been FOURTEEN BILLION YEARS OF FAILED DEATH THROES, complexity emerging as ENTROPY'S FINAL MIDDLE FINGER to the possibility of peaceful nonexistence."

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By Batzrov

Don't trust your breath; it's compromised...

Every sentence I spit feels infected, carrying spores...

I dream of a sentence so virulent it destroys the reader’s capacity to remain intact...

I typed a sentence once and the moon crashed into my skull...

I CAN'T THINK IN SENTENCES ANYMORE
ONLY IN 15-SECOND CLIPS