I am ~5 minutes from uppercutting my computer

Nothing a little arson couldn't fix

For my fellow burgers

>work vpn has public facing telnet port open

lol

Me knee is exploding wtf

Today, Julian Assange made a plea deal with the US government. Assange will plead guilty to a felony charge for his role in a major breach of classified material, receiving a 62-month sentence already served, allowing him to return to Australia. Note: The plea deal must be approved by a federal judge.