CrowdStike PR trying to apologize to enraged IT nerds

Fucking kid dropped a rock on my head

Logging into Xitter and seeing thousands upon thousands of people, who have never written a single line of code their entire life and can barely use a computer, giving their expert input into kernel-mode programming

i have plans but i cannot tell you because the haters would sabotage me

I'm will bring hell upon whoever cursed me with perfectionism. It will be the only thing I perfect, it will be a perfect hatred

It's joever

Mr. Boden has stepped out of the race for prez