De Weekender

If you have any suggestions for phrases in the banner, feel free to comment them. Here's what I have so far:

static const char *phrases[] = {
    // By @syxhe on telegram 
    "WE CLOWN IN THIS MF, TAKE YO SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO @GENTOOMEMES",
    "R.I.P VxHeaven",
    "tmp(2) nuked by Smelly",
    "99% of Ransomware Operators quit before compromising a bank",
    "Equation Group wuz here",
    "Lazarus wuz here",
    "LockBit wuz here",
    "Sponsored by Equation Group",
    "Sponsored by Lazarus",
    "Sponsored by LockBit",
    "Free my boy Ross Ulbricht he did nothing wrong",
    "Stay off the dark web, kids",
    "FREE BITCOIN JUST 3 SPINS AWAY",
    "We all glow in the dark",
    "Shoutouts to Simpleflips",
    "Shoutouts to BugHunter",
    "Shoutouts to EyeDeeKay",
    ":beecat:",
    ":3",
    "You think Jack Rhysider will interview me now?",
    "Check out \"Darknet Diaries\"",

    // by @danielsprofile on telegram
    "Daniel Spears loves femboys",
    "LizardSquad > Razer",
    "Sponsored by Major League Gaming",
    "Sponsored by LemonParty.org",
    "Sponsored by FTX",
    "RIP Harambe",
    "Shoutout Elliot Alderson",
    "Ted Kaczynski was right",
    "The FBI watches me jerk off to MILFs lol",
    "robux generator free online 2024 100% working undetected",
    "Doge wuz here",
    "We like Fortnite we like Fortnite",
    "We live in a society",
    "Hab you seen a alien pls?",
    "using a flipperzero makes me an APT, right?",
    "Subscribe to PewDiePie",
};

And it's slop the entire fucking time with no interesting perspectives or actual analysis, or a compilation of the most dogshit takes you've ever heard

I can't believe it's Fryday

Shitting so hard I've lost all circulation to my legs

Don't ever eat no donut from the gas station bro