I would unironically sooner urethra carry the forbidden DS stylus condition one before attempting to defend myself with a zip 22
At least the pen gun has a chance of firing

Turns out I do have pneumonia lol

At least I have some antibiotics to fight it now

Now I just need to figure out how to stop coughing so hard that I vomit my pills 5 minutes after taking them

I'm so tired of seeing beer and smoking and zyn and fucking whatever else substance abuse memes over and over and over again. To my fellow Gen Z retards: you're not cool for having a crippling caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol addiction, you're a fucking loser