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Friday, May 9th, 2025, the state of Texas, in the United States, successfully secured a settlement of $1,380,000,000 against Google for privacy violations against individuals residing in Texas.

Googles settlement covers 2 claims of the 3 claims in total which Texas brought to court.

Issue 1. Google violated state biometric privacy laws by collecting end user facial data and voice scan data without user consent. The collected data was used to aid or improve targeted advertisements.

Issue 2. Google persistently tracked end users in Texas regardless if 'Incognito Mode' was enabled or not.

Google has stated these issues have already been resolved in product and in policy so no changes will be made to Google as of May 9th, 2025.

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