My grandmother exploded one in front of the whole family

Bro what

Her fat ass atomized the chair, pieces flew everywhere like a grenade

Go outside, now

I should find that Franz Kafka quote that's like "go outside and take walks"

I heard about this but didn't realize the guy was actually retarded

"Maybe Satan is cool actually" retards are genuinely beyond my comprehension. You are giving the literal icon and source of all evil the benefit of the doubt