DUMB SHIT MONITORING THE (TG) SITUATION EDITION pinned «Initially I planned on writing peoples names on a piece of paper and placing it on the mayonnaise. However, much to my surprise, 3 ½ thingies of mayonnaise leaves a horrific, nearly suffocating, stench of mayonnaise. My entire home stinks of mayonnaise. During…»
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Humanity be like yeah we extended our life expectancy to 70 something. You still only have a brief window of opportunity to make something of yourself before your brain turns to mush and your body starts falling apart lmao good luck
Adult life expectancy has always been around 70-80 years old, the challenge was not dying as an infant/child. All medicine has done is make us slightly less squishy early on in life
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My sister-in-law works at Starbucks. she has a drink she calls the Werther's Rimjob.
caramel frap, with 12 pumps of caramel, caramel whip. And seven shots of blond espresso.
I'm a truck driver with a really high tolerance to caffeine.
that shit had me Tweaking™ for like 15 hours. 10/10.
caramel frap, with 12 pumps of caramel, caramel whip. And seven shots of blond espresso.
I'm a truck driver with a really high tolerance to caffeine.
that shit had me Tweaking™ for like 15 hours. 10/10.
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DUMB SHIT MONITORING THE (TG) SITUATION EDITION
My sister-in-law works at Starbucks. she has a drink she calls the Werther's Rimjob. caramel frap, with 12 pumps of caramel, caramel whip. And seven shots of blond espresso. I'm a truck driver with a really high tolerance to caffeine. that shit had me Tweaking™…
good fucking lord that is The Drink Ever
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89 rubles is now 150 USD
Someone should make a balatro rewrite in C++ like those Zelda PC ports so it doesn't conk out at higher scores