People be like I'm gonna go to bed early and wake up early :)
No. You'll wake up at noon. Your sleep debt is measured in years

Me 😭

Butchered a chicken for the first time today and it was fucking weird. It also informed me that my knife is dull as hell and I need to get a sharpening stone

Yooo, didn't expect to see this waking up. Thanks Chuddian admin!

The beast is tired. The beast shall slumber.

It be Friday lads

I'm running out of shit to post

EVEREST RANSOMWARE GROUP COMPROMISED CRUMBL COOKIE

I LOVE Crumbl Cookie. I'm absolutely seething right now. Why would someone want to hurt a place which only produces magic and joy??? Is nothing sacred???

"I'm not like other girls"

I'm a guy

so you are not like other girls