I know there are dumb people in the world but how are you alive and this dumb? Like how have you not gotten pancaked by a car yet?

Awaits? I've been at uni for a week already

And this budy is sitting in a strange position

Didn't he already come back and it turned out he was just golfing?

What a coincidence: Miku's and Venom's bdays on the 31st and 1st

Not again. I already have too many from last time

Freudian slip

Bought some pizza rolls after not having them for years and realized immediately why I haven't gotten them in so long lol