what the nsa sees when they turn on my phone camera

The latest clussy iteration died and now wulfgar got bullied or something. I gotta make a post saving bot so their shit doesn't just disappear

Ouaghhh I hae been afflicted

Anyone have that meme where it's a kitten frolicking in a field with the caption something like "how it feels to jerk off with a cold so hard you pass out in the bathroom"? I need it for reasons

Gonna make a fire and stare ominously into it tonight

I've got 1 chrome book, 1 old monitor, and 2 tubs of mayonnaise

Oh no...

Damn this cold is beating my ass. Woke up with my mouth so dry I thought I had dessicated. At least I don't have the malaise (body aches) anymore