I can't fathom how so many people manage to groom, dress, and feed themselves in the morning when this type of retardation is so prevalent

Used a VR headset for the first time. Very cool but now I feel sick

Lmao

I ain't drinking a damn thing out of a damn fart straw you niggas are out of your damn minds

Bro has been ruminating on this one for a while

The masculine urge to self isolate at the smallest inconvenience

"If you had a mini-hitler" question went well at the Christian function

Man, the stars are almost unbearably beautiful tonight. I just want to stop time and stargaze for the rest of existence