Hilarious if real

Tasting notes for alcohol are so bullshit. Why do people believe it? Are they just deluding themselves into tasting it to justify their 17k bottle of only slightly better booze?

This budy has been infected by the viral agent contaminating the stream. It is too late for him. Why else would the music be so dramatic?

while to the trained eye these appear to be artificial intelligence made videos, they are based on a true event involving society cat and a 90s toyota pickup full of beans which I am forbidden from discussing in full detail due to an NDA waver

Finally, a reason to hit these other than it being fun

I wonder if it's possible to craft a business structure / contract so toxic that it fundamentally prevents a company from going public and becoming a slave to shareholders, like how the GPL uses copyright to work around copyright sucking dick