Letting bro hide until the coast is clear. Fuck the police

Reminder to start your yearly required Thanksgiving listening of Alice Restaurant Massacree
https://youtu.be/WaKIX6oaSLs

Happy Thanksgiving dumb shit. Enjoy yourselves, your family, the food, and this time off. I'm glad I have the opportunity to shitpost with all of you

Me dying of a glyphosate overdose after forgetting to wash off the corn for the corn pudding

Trying to craft a 007 joke about eating 7 jack links but I can't think of anything funny for the two 0's

I did not learn my lesson and have gotten evil drunk once again

Top of the biggest dicks:

1|‎Fineco 𓃹‎ — 2977 cm
2|‎Psyxhe‎ — 279 cm
3|‎𝙎𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙛𝙤‎ — 228 cm [+]
4|‎Forget-me-not‎ — 181 cm [+]
5|‎MXM ツ (": Allergi𝟑𝟖𝟔:");‎ — 158 cm [+]
6|‎niko belik‎ — 155 cm [+]
7|‎tsetseKlerik‎ — 143 cm [+]
8|‎slitno‎ — 135 cm [+]
9|‎M‎ — 131 cm [+]
10|‎Ruslan Tansorov a.k.a ded‎ — 104 cm [+]
11|‎s k‎ — 100 cm [+]
12|‎AizuKuikku‎ — 76 cm [+]
13|‎Vladislav Pesterev @‎ — 66 cm [+]
14|‎LT-LC'02‎ — 59 cm [+]
15|‎rut‎ — 56 cm [+]
16|‎Blacknigger1488‎ — 52 cm [+]
17|‎d1zzy‎ — 51 cm [+]
18|‎Af0nya .‎ — 51 cm [+]
19|‎No Name‎ — 50 cm [+]
20|‎Malawi Devs‎ — 50 cm [+]
21|‎dood guy‎ — 27 cm [+]
22|‎$‎ — 25 cm [+]
23|‎--‎ — 23 cm
24|‎ㅤ‎ — 17 cm [+]
25|‎dandelion‎ — 15 cm [+]
26|‎Ashen Mist‎ — 15 cm [+]
27|‎Sand Stepper‎ — 14 cm [+]
28|‎Reymarch‎ — 14 cm [+]
29|‎Ghost x403‎ — 13 cm
30|‎Vanta‎ — 12 cm [+]

[+] means a grower hasn't grown his dick today yet.

I'm happy with second place. Not getting first any time soon

IT WAS MY PLACE YOU NIGGER

Telegram is fun because people will call you the n-word for having a larger virtual dick than them

This budy is extremely festive

on God I have never seen an asian child in real life

This budy does not care for hair spray